Thanks Eilidh. ~unicornsarekewl~ for the lovely joke drabble request… so. 

All Time Low band and crew members entered KFC. All were hungry and in desperate need of chicken. As each person looked at the menus and tried to decided on only one meal each, Alex noticed Jack wasn’t looking at any menu and looked rather sad. 

He walked over to him to see what was wrong. 

“Hey Jack what’s wrong?” Alex queried. 

“They don’t serve burritos in KFC.” He replied with the devastated look still painted on his face while he stared at the tiled floor. All Alex could do was chuckle slightly. 

“Don’t laugh about burritos man!” Jack scolded him, “Burritos could save the human race one day!” 

This only made Alex laugh more, which then made Jack shove him into the wall. Some of the crew were starting to order food, Jack started to get worried because he wasn’t going to be able to get any food. When Alex recovered. 

“I wasn’t laughing at burritos Jack!” He told him, “I know burritos are awesome.”

“Not awesome enough for KFC though…” Jack muttered while shuffling around in the same spot. 

“KFC don’t know what they’re missing!” Alex reassured him, as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a slightly squished package. 

“What’s that?” Jack asked confused, looking up for the first time in a while. Alex pulled back the yellowish paper to reveal a burrito. 

“You never know when it will be time for a burrito.” Said Alex as he gestured for Jack to take his emergency stash. But Jack just stood there staring at it. IN no way looking like he was going to accept the offering. Alex was confused. Jack never refused burritos. No matter who’s pockets they came from. 

“Dude what’s wrong?” He eventually asked him. Jack just looked Alex in the eye and said;

“Is it bad that I wanna fuck it?”